Hey, last night I bunked at my married-for-slighty-more-than-three months brother, Suresh Ramasamy's apartment in the bustling Kuala Lumpur metropolitan.
Of course, his beloved wife and my often-off-balance sister-in-law (SIL) Mrs. Bavani lives with him.
Was it a day they got up from the wrong side of the bed or it just happened to be d-day when I discovered the ultimate lewd side of them - I'm yet to conclude. But one thing's for sure...the married couple sure have wild imaginations.
Their plans were spilled out by them yesterday and boy was I not surprised. What beats a brother who intends to get his sister drunk by getting her to drink rasberry flavoured vodka?
And my homely looking but not really-so SIL has a hand in it too.
Their masterplan goes something like politely requesting me to consume alcohol until I get pissed drunk and then watch what I do. Venue was not specified though. But this is only their most decent of all plans.
As they revealed further dirt, I gathered that if I turn down their decent advances of asking me to drink vodka, they will resort to mix it with wine and disguise the same in my all time favourite MILO drink or food that I consume!
Whatever means they resort to, their ultimate aim is to see me drunk and witness what I do...such vivid imaginations and they dare say it out aloud to my face! Was I aghast to say the least.
And this comes from an elder sibling who is supposed to ensure I don't drink, go clubbing or do anything that wrecks the family name - ain't it sad?
Asked why the husband and wife are resorting to such actions, came a laid back reply, “For the heck of it...simply to see what you do if you get drunk! Best for you to experiment in trusted company so that you know in future your extreme limits!”
I'm lost for words really. Their behaviour in wanting to witness my misbehaviour on being drunk sounds like some management training for higher officials in the event of a screw-up - literally!
