Thursday, March 22, 2007

Rate My Life Quiz

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
6.9
Mind:
5.8
Body:
6.4
Spirit:
7.6
Friends/Family:
4.7
Love:
7.3
Finance:
8.1
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

My Life Analysis:

Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score leaves room for improvement. You can make changes to improve your trouble areas, and this will bring you greater satisfaction. Focus on your weakest points and set about to change them. Do not delay your happiness and success. (Read more on improving your life)

Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is not bad, but could be improved upon. Your mental health is not weak, but you are not achieving full mental clarity and function. Learn how to unclutter your mind. Keep learning, keep improving, continue moving forward. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the mind.

Body: Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. Your body score is fairly average, which means there is room for improvement. Keep a focus on your physical health. Protect your body as it is your most valuable physical asset. Nutrition, stress reduction, and exercise are key. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the body.

Spirit: Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. Your spirit score is relatively high, which means you are rewarded by your beliefs. Spirituality is clearly important to do. Never let it slip, and continue to learn and grow. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the spirit.

Friends/Family: Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. Your friends and family score suffers, yet it does not need to be this way. Strengthen your social network by reaffirming old bonds. Seek out new friendships, and they will provide you the reward you need. Try using MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests.

Love: Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is in good shape, meaning that things are going well. Do all you can to maintain it, and continue to grow and move ahead. Read advice from other quiz-takers on finding and maintaining love.

Finance: Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. You have a rather good financial score, which is not all that common these days. Keep doing what works. Avoid common pitfalls and save for the future. You will be glad you did. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving your finances.

Malaysian Speciality

These pictures, some which I have seen published in local newspapers, are amusing to the tired mind.


Although I can't establish if they all come from the same photographer (or otherwise) and am also unable to give the said individual(s) due credit (since I don't have their names), suffice to say these pictures were not taken by me.


Am posting this for your viewing pleasure sake.


Enjoy!

Talk about being rude, we say it best.


Yes, despite our rapid modernisation, we live in harmony with cattles.


Sometimes, we try too hard to balance between the national and English language.


Yup, you're spot on - this is the only place where gold & mobile phones can literally get a loan.



This picture takes Free School to a whole new level, don't you think?


Wonder what he's up to?


If you think Cicakman the movie was cool, wait till this Cicak comes to the theaters near you!


Now, now, which way do I go to get to my destination? Malaysia Boleh indeed!

Here's an ingenious attempt - better Astro reception thanks to the street lamp pole.


Stealing is not always a crime done without your knowing.

We've seen 'em in action at parties, now we caught them on the road.


Yup, this is the best way to keep track of your vehicle.


Hey with all these hot weather people are talking about, I have no worries...just look at my car!

Punjab English Marriage Proposal

Talk about the need to better master the art of writing a romantic letter in English, the following letter sent via email to me, made me laugh my heart out.
And by the way, I'm not taking any responsibility towards any of the lewd connotations in this letter!
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Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore.
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Punjab.
I am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long.
My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly.
I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay.
Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
I am always giving respect to the ladies.
I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.
Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping.
If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do?
So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.
When you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.
In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come.
So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon.
Yours and only yours,
Choudhary Warraich,
born by mother in Okara and
become big in Lahore, Punjab